“He vetoed his own inauguration. Twice.” The gorilla king ascended the throne after a landslide election in which he ran against himself and lost. His cabinet meetings begin with interpretive dance and end with contradictory executive orders written in invisible ink. He once declared war on metaphors and then gave a speech entirely in similes.
Key Accomplishments:
Replaced the national anthem with a dramatic pause
Signed a treaty with a mirror
Appointed a raccoon as Minister of Misinformation (then denied it)
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• 100% ring-spun cotton • Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester • Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton • 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center • Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala
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