Chief of Crisis Response Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt

Contain the chaos. Conceal with glitter.

When the flames rise, this minister doesn’t panic—he sparkles. Armed with a glitter-filled extinguisher and a thousand-yard stare, the Chief of Crisis Response specializes in covering disasters with charm, distraction, and a suspicious amount of sparkle. Perfect for anyone who’s ever been asked to “fix it” with no budget, no plan, and a floating memo of doom. Wear it when you’re managing chaos or just pretending everything’s fine.

You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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