He’s overdressed, overprepared, and emotionally underqualified. As the Ambassador of Awkward Gatherings, this penguin specializes in navigating forced small talk, mismatched seating arrangements, and the existential dread of potlucks. He doesn’t break the ice—he stares at it until someone else does.
This comfy t-shirt features the Ambassador of Awkward Gatherings: a penguin in a festive sweater, clutching a gift and the weight of every RSVP. Perfect for introverts, overthinkers, and anyone who’s socially exhausted by December 3rd.
Printed on soft, durable fabric with a transparent penguin design that pops on dark colors. Ideal for office parties, cocoa spills, and silent exits.
You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!
• 100% ring-spun cotton • Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester • Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton • 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center • Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
