📖 Field Manual (FAQ)

🧠 FAQ Cinematic merch for milestones, misfits, and memory.


Where do you ship? We currently ship across the U.S. only. International dispatches aren’t available just yet—but we’re working on it. If you're outside the U.S., feel free to send us a message. We’ll let you know when the Cabinet goes global.

How much does shipping cost? Shipping costs are calculated at checkout based on your location and order size. Orders over $30 ship free within the U.S.—because bundling ministers should come with perks.

How long will my order take? Most orders ship within 5–7 business days. You'll receive a tracking number once your dispatch is en route. All items are printed on demand, so each piece is made just for you.

What’s your return/refund policy? We offer refunds or replacements for items that arrive damaged, misprinted, or significantly different from what you ordered. Just send us a dispatch within 14 days of receiving your item, and we’ll handle it with care.

We do not offer refunds for buyer’s remorse, sizing surprises, or stealth second thoughts. Every item is printed on demand, so we encourage you to double-check your order before confirming. Stealth is precise—and so is our print queue.

Are your products ethically made? Yes. We partner with print-on-demand providers who prioritize ethical sourcing, sustainable materials, and responsible production. Every stitch is part of the story.

Do you charge extra for 2XL or 3XL sizes? Nope. Every tee—whether XS or 3XL—is priced the same. Because milestones, misfits, and memory come in every size. No upcharges, no exceptions.

Why are some shirts priced differently? Some designs are labeled Legacy Editions—they’re part of our original run and priced at $18.95. We keep them live to honor our roots and offer an accessible entry point into the Kunoichi & Co. universe. They may not have the full Cabinet polish, but they still carry the spark that started it all.

What’s the Satirical Cabinet? A cinematic ensemble of animal avatars and emotional archetypes. They revise the narrative, weaponize the memo, and sparkle through the scandal. Cabinet confirmed.

Can I request a custom design or location? Absolutely. We love collaborating on new archetypes and love stories. Send us a dispatch with your idea—we might just make it canon.

Who’s behind Kunoichi & Co.? A creative director with a love of lore, a flair for satire, and a deep respect for stealth operations. Every asset is a tribute. Every correction is a stealth victory.